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Tips: Indecent expectations.

“Tips are earned.”

When I walk into a place that has a mandatory tip on the bill; I walk out and never go back because that is just pure arrogance and I will not pay a single dime to any establishment that does that.

Read the article  Jan 1, 2019
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What Defines Who You Are?

Identity is a choice, not a circumstance.  Bob on purpose, getting back up, and what defines him.

Nov 2, 2026
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We Are Not the Same: Faith, Symbols, and a Double Standard

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Enforcing Federal Law Is Not Voter Intimidation

Enforcing federal election law only intimidates those not allowed to vote.  Legitimate voters have nothing to fear.  Vote red down the ballot.

Oct 26, 2026
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Election Confidence in California Requires Verification, Not Slogans

Federal oversight isn't voter intimidation.  California needs DOJ visibility and voter rolls checked against Social Security data to restore trust.

Oct 24, 2026
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Rick Wilson’s Sudden Concern About Pardons

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Oct 24, 2026
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President John F. Kennedy Was MAGA

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Oct 14, 2026
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Hold the Line: Why Telling Conservatives Not to Vote Is the Real Betrayal

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Stories from the Shelf

The ones that don’t fit in a post: members-only stories pulled off the back shelf, like the det-cord and the hard drive.  Early reads, no ads, and a seat on the porch.

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Pull up a chair.  Take the long way home.

Long-form thoughts, plain-spoken, from the cheap seats.

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The home office: leather-bound books, a few knights, and my father’s flag.

About the Pond

I’m Bob Duker.  The Duck Pond is where my X posts get room to stretch out: longer articles and commentary that started life as @2Pennies_Table threads.

The name comes from the farm we used to have, with a big red barn, a real pond, and a menagerie: ducks, geese (Fitz was the famous one), turkeys, emus, fainting goats, three Shibas, and a Czech Shepherd named Kota.  I still write the same way: plain-spoken, a little stubborn, and from the cheap seats.

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Fitz
Fitz greeted every visitor
The Shibas in the meadow
The Shiba committee held court in the meadow
Echo the emu
Echo always played to the camera
Kota the Czech Shepherd
Kota inspected every snowfall
Feed StoreDuck Pond goodsAn idea, not for sale yetMeanwhile, here’s the coffee I actually drink (referral link)
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Canvas tote
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